2 clean jokes, for those who complaints on my naughty joke, c whether u r satsified?
Question by Pd: 2 clean jokes, for those who complaints on my naughty joke, c whether u r satsified?
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?”
“Fertilizer,” the farmer replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy.
“Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer
“You ought to live here,” the little boy advised him. “We put sugar and cream on ours.”
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On a military training exercise,divisional command radio operators were getting very bored one quiet night, when breaking the silence a voice asked over the air, “R there any friendly bears listening?”
After a moment, another voice replied, “Yes,” and then another voice, “I’m a friendly bear too!”
At this point, the Officer at HQ grabbed his microphone and let loose a blistering tirade at the operators for fooling around on an radio link. When he had finished, there was silence for about few seconds.Then a small voice said, Then a small voice said “You’re not a very friendly bear, are you?
I MYSELF DIDN’T LAUGHED WITH THIS BUT THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO WERE COMPLAINING PRVSLY
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Answer by kanuuscbe
Saw blades dear..please for heaven sake.
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Really funny
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Thanks!
Great for a monday morning!
ahaha lol PD!!! lol.. hmm lol… nice one.. 10+ and some..thanks
hmm… I didn’t laugh.
Ok.
The first one was dumb. Not funny at all.
The second one was cute, good.
My coworkers thought they were funny. I forwarded one to be forwarded to gentlement stationed in iraq. thanks!
Great for Monday blues!
Funny funny with a capital ‘F’. Stick to naughty jokes dude
could have been better!!!!!!!
not that funny…
The 2nd one made me smile…
you name that a joke?
now,check this out:
A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher’s sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!” The Reverend replied, “Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t use profanity in the Lord’s house.”
“I’m sorry Reverend, but I can’t help myself… it was such a damn good sermon!” The Reverend replied, “Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!” “Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, that I put $5,000 in the collection plate.” The Reverend’s eyes opened wide as he remarked, “Holy Shit!”
These answers are very funny.